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What is available in the dropdown is what is available for purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSECONDS will have knots, the stem may be shorter, or the wood may have some imperfections on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll SECONDS are 50% off list price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- The price is per stake\u003cbr\u003e- Each stake is 2” W, and 4” H\u003cbr\u003e- Please choose your desired quote from the drop-down list\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eSassy Wooden Plant Markers – Seconds (Still Judgy, Just a Little Imperfect)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"502\"\u003eYour houseplants still have opinions—these just come with a few quirks. These seconds wooden plant label stakes feature the same sassy phrases and personality you love, with minor imperfections from the making process. Think small cosmetic flaws that don’t affect function or attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"807\"\u003eEach plant marker brings humor to your watering routine (or reminder that you forgot again), making them perfect for plant decor that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Laser cut from wood and designed to tuck neatly into pots, they still do their job beautifully—just with a little extra character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eUse them to label your leafy crew, add comedy to your indoor jungle, or gift to a fellow plant lover who appreciates charm over perfection. 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